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Ganpati Festival

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*3 Easy Ways to Die : *


*Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. *
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1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. *
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2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY **


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.. **


4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. *
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7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. *
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8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE. *
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9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY
BILL. *
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10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same
Mistake.*
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